Step aside, subtlety — there’s a new sheriff in town, and it’s wearing a ribbon that proudly screams BRINGING THE DRAMA.

This enamel pin looks like a prize you’d win at a county fair for “Most Likely to Turn a Mild Inconvenience Into a Full Narrative Arc.” Styled like a classic award ribbon — complete with scalloped edges and bold blue tails — it delivers the perfect mix of elegance and unhinged honesty.

Pin it to your jacket, your bag, your emotional support tote, or anywhere else that needs a little theatrical flair. Whether you’re the reigning monarch of melodrama or simply enjoy adding spice to everyday interactions, this badge makes your intentions beautifully, unapologetically clear.

Wear it. Own it. Cause a scene (responsibly).

Specifications:

• Material: Enamel, Metal (2 butterfly backs)

• Size: 2.8cm wide x 3.8cm high