Oi, You Parched Legend – Hydrate or Deteriorate!

Stick this sassy little magnet on your fridge, water bottle, or your mate’s forehead – wherever you need a brutally honest reminder to stop living like a cactus. This bold beauty screams, “DON’T FORGET: DRINK WATER TODAY YOU BEAUTIFUL DEHYDRATED BITCH” – because let’s face it, you’re stunning but also drier than the Outback in January.

Whether you’re crawling through a hangover, running on 3 hours sleep and spite, or just forget that water exists (because coffee counts, right?), this magnet’s got your back. It’s cute, it’s chaotic, and it’s here to bully you into basic survival.

Get one for yourself, your chronically thirsty bestie, or anyone who drinks water like it’s optional. Because you are a beautiful dehydrated bitch – but you don’t have to stay that way.

Specifications:

• Material: Gloss finish, Magnet

• Size: 5.5cm wide x 8cm high