Dumpster Fire Sticker – Emotional Stability Sold Separately

Congratulations, you’ve found the sticker that perfectly captures your descent into madness with flair and fire! This vibrant masterpiece features a dumpster blazing with the unrelenting fury of your inbox, your social life, and that one group chat you’ve muted since 2022. Slapped on the side? A desperate, colourful mantra: “IT’S FINE. I’M FINE. EVERYTHING’S FREAKIN’ FINE.” Lies? Maybe. Vibes? Absolutely.

Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, forehead—whatever surface can handle raw emotional chaos dressed in glittery denial. Made for those who smile through the flames and gift-wrap their breakdowns with hearts, sparkles, and caffeine-fueled optimism.

Because let’s be real: you’re not okay. But you are hilarious.

Specifications:

• Material: Vinyl

• Finish: Gloss

• Size: 7.4cm wide x 6.7cm high