Are you tired of being interrupted by mouth-breathing morons while you’re knee-deep in dragons, doomed lovers, or detective plots thicker than your ex’s skull? SAME. That’s why this sticker exists — not to ask politely, but to scream in aesthetic:
SHUT UP. I’M READING.
This spicy little piece of vinyl rage is here to do what your dead-eyed stare hasn’t: ward off the chatty, the nosy, and the illiterate. Stick it on your Kindle, laptop, TBR cart, water bottle, or any surface that needs a dose of literary violence.
✨ Looks cute. Bites hard.
📚 For the book-obsessed with a short fuse and a long TBR.
💀 Not safe for work, family gatherings, or people who don’t know how to use their inside voice.
You’re not just reading. You’re escaping reality — and anyone who tries to pull you back is getting verbally clotheslined with this sticker.
Go on. Be feral. Read in peace.
Specifications:
Material: Vinyl
Finish: Matte
Size: 11cm wide x 7cm high
Fuck Off I'm Reading Sticker
Black Friday 2025

