📚 For the dangerously literate.

Look, some people do yoga. Some people run marathons. You? You burn through novels like it’s your full-time job (and frankly, it should be). This sticker is for the proud page-turners, the emotionally unstable after finishing a trilogy, the “just one more chapter” liars.

Stick it on your laptop, Kindle, water bottle, or forehead—anywhere people need to be warned that you might spontaneously cry about a character that doesn’t exist. It’s bold. It’s bookish. It’s borderline concerning.

Perfect for:

• Book club overachievers

• Librarians with a dark side

• People who’ve said “the book was better” at least 100 times

• Anyone who’s got a TBR pile taller than their sense of self-preservation

Warning: May cause spontaneous fangirling and the uncontrollable urge to rearrange your bookshelves for no reason.

Specifications:

• Material: Vinyl

• Finish: Glossy

• Size: 8.3cm wide x 10cm high