Finally, a sticker that sums up your entire personality in 8 words or less. Perfect for the bookworm with a side of mild social tolerance, this cheeky decal lets the world know your priorities: hardcover over humans (well, most of them).

Stick it on your laptop, Kindle, water bottle, journal, or forehead if you're feeling especially honest today. Whether you’re dodging invites or curled up in a blanket fort with your 17th re-read of Pride & Prejudice, this sticker’s got your vibe down to a science.

Waterproof, durable, and slightly judgmental—just like you.

Warning: May cause spontaneous laughter, nods of agreement, and the occasional side-eye from the fourth person you definitely don’t like.

Specifications:

• Material: Vinyl

• Finish: Matte

• Size: 7.7cm wide x 2.7cm high