For the Unbothered, Book-Buried Goblin Gremlin Within

Listen. You’re not going out. You’re not “just popping by.” You’re not attending Cheryl’s third engagement party. You are at home. You are horizontal. You are marinating in the comforting chaos of 47 unread books and one very questionable beverage choice. And it’s perfect.

This sticker isn’t just a sticker. It’s a lifestyle declaration. A war cry. A spiritual shield against extroverted energy. A legally binding refusal to leave your blanket fort for anything less than a fire—or maybe a book sale.

Stick it somewhere sacred. Let the world know: you’ve got fictional worlds to devour, characters to emotionally imprint on, and exactly zero time for brunch invites.

Bold. Bookish. Borderline feral. Just like you.

Specifications:

• Material: Vinyl

• Finish: Gloss

• Size: 6.3cm wide x 6.8cm high