Let’s be honest—you’ve got a TBR pile taller than your self-esteem and half of it is steamy vampire nonsense, morally questionable billionaires, or fanfic with a plot thinner than instant ramen broth. And you love it.

Enter the Trash Panda of Literature™—your new spirit animal. Perched proudly in a garbage can, cocktail in paw, this raccoon isn't here to judge your taste. It is your taste.

Stick this baby on your laptop, Kindle, or emotional support water bottle and own your love of literary garbage. Highbrow is overrated anyway.

Specifications:

• Material: Vinyl

• Finish: Matte

• Size: 3.6cm wide x 5.1cm high