Tarot? No. It’s Just Coffee, Brenda. 

For when the universe is unclear but your caffeine addiction isn’t.

Tired of tarot cards that tell you to “trust the journey” when all you need is a large iced coffee and 10 minutes of silence? Same. That’s why The Coffee is here—your new oracle, therapist, and life coach, all rolled into one frosty, jitter-inducing sticker.

Marvel at its divine symbolism: two hands worshipping the holy bean juice, ice cubes of truth, and stars representing the number of times you’ve said “I’m fine” today. Slap this bad boy on your laptop, planner, or forehead to let the world know your mood is 100% espresso-driven and you don’t have time for decaf energy.

The future? Uncertain. Your need for coffee? Eternal.

Specifications:

• Material: Vinyl

• Finish: Matte

• Size: 6.5cm wide x 10.3cm high