“The Tacos Are Calling and I Must Go” Sticker – Because Priorities, Susan.

Congratulations. You’ve just found the only sticker that truly understands your priorities. While the rest of the world is out here chasing dreams, filing taxes, and pretending to care about kale, you’ve bravely chosen the one path that actually matters: tacos. Glorious, cheesy, salsa-dripping tacos.

This sticker is loud, proud, and aggressively judgmental of anyone who dares question your devotion to folded food. 

Stick it on your laptop, your water bottle, your ex’s forehead—wherever the world needs reminding that you’re not here for small talk, Karen, you’re here for tacos. Rain? Fire? Existential dread? Doesn’t matter. Tacos > Everything.

Specifications:

• Material: Vinyl

• Finish: Matte

• Size: 8.9cm wide x 5.1cm high