"When You're Dead Inside But Love Plants" Sticker

Congrats, you’ve officially given up on people but still remember to water your 47 houseplants and whisper sweet nothings to your monstera. You legend. This sticker? It’s your new emotional support skeleton, wrapped in enough greenery to start a rainforest in your sharehouse.

Dead inside? Same. But also, same vibes as a sun-soaked fern in spring. Slap this chaotic beauty on your water bottle, laptop, plant pot, car, forehead – whatever. It’s waterproof, judgement-proof, and emotionally unavailable.

Perfect for the slightly feral plant goblin who’s thriving off caffeine, serotonin crumbs, and plant cuttings stolen from Bunnings. If that’s not you, you’re lying.

Buy it. Stick it. Ascend.

Specifications:

• Material: Vinyl

• Finish: Matte

• Size: 7.6cm wide x 9.1cm high